NIC CAGE, ALLEGED; ACTOR, VAMPIRE, TIME TRAVELER, ALIEN SHAMAN HERE TO FREE US ALL

Tonight on Cryptique: we discuss the incomparable Nic Cage.  His movies all have hidden meanings and lessons that if unlocked, could save mankind!  Is he an alien, vampire, shaman, time traveler, illuminati, reptilian, relic hunter?  Does he even know he’s an actor?  Unlock the Nic Cage’s cosmic guide to the universe tonight on Cryptique!